10 reasons the market is in trouble:
The Sunday paper costs more than New York Times stock 
The Citi ATM fee costs more than Citi stock 
The paper that a mortgage is written on costs more than Freddie Mac stock 
A subscription to Sirius Satellite radio would cost more than Sirius stock 
A gallon of gas costs more than Ford stock 
One ride costs more than Six Flags stock 
A bottle of soda costs more than Jones Soda stock 
A 5 minute long distance phone call costs more than Vonage stock 
A 5 stick pack of gum costs more than Rite-Aid stock 
The strawberries in a smoothie cost more than Jamba Juice
 
  
 
 
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It will take a long time for the market to recover.
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